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May 2013 Archive
Grow Where You Are Planted
Mit Dir Waren Die Tage Immer Ein Wenig Leichter!
Do What You Want To Do. You're Just A Number To Us!
You Don't Look Like A Sex Columinst
If You're Not Happy Where You're Standing, Chang It. You're Not A Tree
You Are Doing The Right Thing, No Matter What Happens Later
Always Have The Faith In Yourself To Demand What You Deserve And Don't Give Up On Your Ambitions
Worrying Never Solved Anything!
You Can't Be In The Cool Gang If You Don't Shave Your Legs
Your Son Has A Tumour
One Voice Can Be Stronger Than One Thousand Voices
I'll Take That As A Yes
Put Your Chin Over The Fence!
What Do You Meanů You've Never Been Bitten By A Pig!
I Saw John Major Naked
Don't Go Near The Flat Sandy Bit!
I Love You 10 Muches
Treat It Like A Loaded Gun
If You Keep Your Head In The Clouds You're Feet Won't Touch The Ground
Whenever A Door Closes, A Window Opens
Y** T**** L*** S***********!
He's A C-List Celebrity Guest In A Soap Opera
You'd Be An Inappropriate Head Boy
It Don't Get Good Till We Get There
I Couldn't Teach; That'd Be Awful
Don't Work So Hard For Someone Else. If You're Going To Work Hard, Work For Yourself
You Made Me Cry!
I* Y** F*** D*** I* A P*** O* S*** Y**'* S**** C*** U* S******
What's Wrong With You? Are You A Misogynist?
You Could Write Books
When Happiness Comes Your Way, Offer It A Comfortable Seat
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