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April 2009 Archive
You Don't Have To Run Faster Than The Bear... You Just Have To Run Faster Than Your Brother!!!
Not Everyone Is Like Your Family
Get Comfy, Breathe Deep, See You In 12 Hours!
I Am Who I Am Because Of You
Better Safe Than Sorry
Remember! No Glove No Love
Have More Aural Sex
23% Of Sexually Active Teenage Girls Have Felt Pressurised Into Having Sex!
It's Like Sunbathing In A Raincoat
It Is Estimated That A Scary 90% Of People Who Have HIV Don't Know It
I'll Text You If You Have Chlamydia
You'll Never Grow If You Don't Eat Your Vegetables
P******** I* T** L********* C***** O* T** I*********** M***** F*****!
You Laugh Too Loud
You Have Two Choices When You Get Punched In The Mouth. To Turn And Run Or Stay And Fight. I Choose To Fight!
Men Don't Like Women With Short Hair
Cow Is A Silly Name For An Agency
It's Against The Law To Sing Xmas Carols When It Isn't Xmas
All Good Things Come To Those That Wait
D**'* D**** W****, B****** F*** F*** I* I*!
There Is Absolutely No Reason Why Your Card Won't Work
Groove In The Eternal Now
If Someone Annoys You, Walk A Mile In Their Shoes. That Way Your A Mile Away And Have Their Shoes Too!
That Was The Best Sex... Ever!
Your Grandfather Died Last Night
Silly Is A Natural State - Serious Is Something You Are Forced To Do 'Till You Can Be Silly Again
Life Is Too Short For Housework! Yeah!!
Pluk De Dag
Better To Regret What You Do, Than Regret What You Don't
Tube Minutes Are Longer Than Normal Minutes
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