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May 2012 Archive
Daniel Your A Heavyweigt Boxer!
If You Tell 90% Of The Truth, 90% Of The Time, They Will Believe You 100%
Be Yourself, And Never Let Anyone Change You
F*** Y**! I H*** Y** F***!
Because You're Worth It...
Santa Isn't Real!
Good Girls Go To Heaven Bad Girls Go Everywhere
Live For Today And Tomorrow Take Care Of Itself
Keep Your Friends Close And Your Enemies Closer
You Will Never Walk Again...
I Don't Love You Anymore!
I Would Have Loved A Chance To Go To A School Like That
You Look Like Davina McCall
Chiggidy Check Yo'Self, Before You Riggidy Wreck Yo'Self
They Still Need To Eat They Still Need To Drink They Still Need To Sh*t... Just Like You
Life Is Short. Coffee Is Cheap. Don't Make Promises You Can't Keep.
When Someone Picks Up A Guitar, They Usually Play Something They Know. The Trick Is To Play Something The World Has Never Heard.
Almost Any Decision Is Better Than No Decision At All
They Said You Stole A Baby?
Nil Carborundum Illegitimi!
Whenever I Start To Feel Angry, I Think To Myself 'I Live In A First World Country!
True Bravery Is To Possess Fear, But To Carry On Regardless
Your Socks Don't Match!
Gingers Have More Fun!
Take A Deep Breath And Count To 10, Love
Tough Times Never Last But Tough People Do!
A Person Without A Dream Is LIke A Dead Fish
If You Have Sex With A Black Woman Never Touch Her Hair!!
Dogs Look Up To You, Cats Look Down On You!
Haggis Is An Animal With One Leg Shorter Than The Other
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