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February 2012 Archive
If It's Wet, Drink It
You're Probably The Oddest Person I Know
20 Years From Now You Will Be More Disappointed By The Things You Didn't Than By The Things You Did Do
You've Got The Best Body In School... But F*** Me You've Got The Worst Face
M**** T** B*** S***... L***'* G****!
The People Of Swaziland Refer To Their Leader As The Great She Elephant...
All You Need To Know Is The Answer To The Next Question Somebody Will Ask You
Not To Bother Reading Books Because If It's Any Good It Will Come Out On Film
Why Don't You Write Something In Korean?
All People Are The Same
Independence Will Be The Key To Your Success
I'm Looking Forward To Your Next Husband
The Electrons Are Angry
Obsessed Is A Word The Lazy Use To Describe The Dedicated
Begin. The Rest Is Easy
You'll Never Care How Poor You Were When You Were Young And Travelling - But You'll Always Remember The Adventures You Had!!
You Don't Need To Shout, People Can Hear You
You Are Crazy!
Life Is Just One Long Degree Show
Honey Attracts More Flies Than Vinegar!
Oh God, You Have The Worst Life
Hear No Evil Speak No Evil
I'm A Gentleman But You're Not A Lady...
If It Looks Like A Duck, Walks Like A Duck And Quacks Like A Duck, It Probably Is A Duck
Don't Hide Your Light Under A Bushel
D**'* W**** E***** I'* A B***** W*** T*** Y**
Regret What You Haven't Done, Not What You Have Done
You Can't Take The Splinter Out Of Someone Else's Eye Until You Take The Log Out Of Your Own
The Harder You Get Stuck In, The Less Chance You've Got Of Getting Hurt
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