581So we were on a stag do in Poland, which was more fun than is probably legal, and our subject was caught in the unfortunate situation of being unable to get any of the cash point machines in Warsaw to accept his card - leaving him somewhat short of funds.

When he rang up his UK bank, this is what the lady told him. He eventually did find just one cash machine that coughed up some zloty – which, ironically, rejected all the rest of our cards.