1349This charming young American was in a London club with her friend, when they began to smell something very bad, from an unknown source. Just then an older, Italian gentleman sidled over, had a sniff and asked her this question.

“He then proceeded to hit on us, I got invited to his place in Naples, I look apparently like Madonna, and he and I have a connection because I’m a quarter Italian,” our subject says in her audio clip.

“It was possibly the best pick up line I’ve ever heard,” she added. Taken in Shoreditch, London.