2150“I used to live in Krakow, and one night I was drinking with my few male Polish friends. What I really liked about him was his dark sense of humour. One night he was drunk and we were discussing the usual nonsense, and he came out with this gem.

“He said the second part of this quote almost as an afterthought. I don’t think he’s even worked it out, he almost realised the joke as he said it. I thought it was so funny that I made a note of it on my phone – it existed as an unsent SMS for like five years. I was always wondering that I’ve got to do something with this quote one day.”

Duncan is editor of the Urban Travel Blog. Taken in Rotterdam, Holland, during the Travel Bloggers Unite conference.