1377Our subject was in a band as a teenager. “Because I was the lead singer I took a lot of time doing my hair,” she says, adding that it was “a bit like Marge Simpson” (although black, not blue). One day, after having completed a gig, a girl approached and asked if our subject’s barnet was actually a wig.

“I think she was just jealous,” she says. The moment is vocally re-enacted rather well in the audio clip so do check it out if you can. Taken at the We Are Bedford community event.