671This charismatic chap writes The Ridiculant, a column for the Metro newspaper which covers "things found down the back of the internet". He explained how this expession does the rounds in his family, but isn’t actually the correct saying that’s commonly used, which only adds to its confusion.

He reveals more in his video commentary (look out for the headless child in the background). Taken at The Scoop on London’s South Bank. Check out for The Ridiculant's interview with me.